Page Four.

Larry's (Jedi China) Father: "Darth Okay Okay", has been a source of  enjoyment for the Ithaca Mafia over the years.  Whether he is leaving 10 minute messages on China's answering machine, mistaking a Playstation games for REAL baseball games, scanning pictures of Jesus onto his computer, or only wearing underwear that has "Kangaroo Pouches"... "Detya" can always be counted on to provide us with laughter.  (And phrases in Chinese for Kluv to yell when drunk).  "Shaw Dee Yah...Ngung Nya, Nun Ngya!"  And so, with the utmost Peace, Love, and Respect--we bring you:

Words of Wisdom from Darth Okay Okay:

 

  
 

From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 09:22:03 EST
To: Girlfriend Lesley
Cc: Larry, Brother Eric, "Charlie"
Subject: Testing e-mail receiving capability

Lesley: Hope you enjoyed the Shanghai style food last night
Eric: Your lovely card has been duly received
Charlie: Hope you enjoying watch my classic movie tapes
Please acknowledge
AL

 
 

 

  
 

 

From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2002 08:07:45 EST
To: Niece Jill
Cc: Mama Flo, Brother Eric, Larry
Subject: Family Pictures taken in Vancouver

Dear Jill and Kevin:
A thousand thanks for your beautiful pictures, they are of the utmost
professional quality. We will frame them very shortly. We just want you to know how happy we are to know Kevin and you again in Canada. If we spell Kevin's name wrong, please forgive as we don't have your business card.

As a matter of fact, we notice that you have a new address from your
wrap sheet. According to our old record, your phone number was XXX-555-XXXX
please confirm if this is still the working number. We would like to call you later.
Your pictures were delivered by Fedex this morning 10AM, hope you can visit us in New York sometime.
Love, Uncle Al & Auntie Flo

P.S. Our last name spells "TENG" NOT "TANG"
2-28-02 NOTE; THIS IS A BELATED MAIL TO YOU SINCE I DON'T HAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS THANKS AGAIN

 
 

 

  
 

From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2002 09:23:45 EST
To: TENGS!
Cc: Brother Eric!, Larry!, Mama Flo!
Subject: REAL MAIL VIRUS THREAT

RED ALERT, RED ALERT!!!!!!
JUST GOT THE NEWS FROM THE CONDO OFFICE;
SOMEBODY SENT MAILS TO USA AND CANADA UNDER THE NAME
" A FREE GIFT FROM THE KLINGERMAN FOUNDATION TO YOU"
DONOT EVER TOUCH THIS LARGER THAN USUAL SIZE MAIL,REPORT TO POLICE IMMEDIATELY. seven people already died.

PAPA

  
 

 

  
 

From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Fri, 8 Feb 2002 09:30:22 EST
To: Mama Flo
Cc: Larry
Subject: Re: Fw: Happy Chinese New Year!

Chinese New Year is approaching next week FEBRUARY 12th.2002
Me and MOM planning to go to the Chinese Restaurant to celebrate. ARDEE's
vest
I wear it every time I go to the gym. LULU's CD I begin to enjoy now,
though
took me a little while to figure out the instruction to operate. Do you all
have chance to join us
next Tuesday?

Love, PAPA

 
 

 

  
 

From: LINSZE88@aol.com
Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2002 10:48:58 EST
To: Brother Eric
Cc: Mama Flo, Larry
Subject: Next Thursday get together

Ardee,
So glad to be able to talk to you last night at 11pm,our
next Thursday's
get together suggest to come to our home area, because I remember that you
need
my VCR, might as well take along with you after we finish our diner. Larry's
car will
be very handy. Don't forger to be sure Larry will be able to make that day.
Has he
received my 2-8-02 E-MAIL? didn't see his reply yet.


Love, PAPA
P.S. Received your lovely card and check Saturday,thanks

 
 

 

 

 

  
 

From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2002 09:42:49 EST
To: Larry
Cc: Brother Eric, Mama Flo, Girlfriend Lesley
Subject: Moving storage boxes

Larry,
Haven't either heard you call or any e-mail reply since we met last time
in Flushing. That's 3 weeks,what were you doing and are you doing ? I know
everybody is busy but can't be for spending 5 minutes to call your parents
just to say hello! Do you understand love and care? No love, no care.........as
simple as that. We need you to help us to clean the storage at Uncle
Albert's.
Please arrange a date any Sunday will be the best. HAPPY EASTER

LOVE, PAPA & MAMA
We want to thank Lesley for her quick response e-mail,our best regards