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Well, it happened, and most Americans can now say that they are smarter than the President of the United States. If you'd love to see more about the genius that is our next President, then head over to these sites for more enlightenment into the "Pres-Elect's" mind...

G.W.BUSH.com -the O.G. site that Dubya sued.

BUSHISMS -STRAIGHT from Dubya's mouth.

MAYHEM 2000 -the Onion's Election Day Coverage go here to check out more Bush Fun.

Bush Is The Antichrist -self explanatory w/ cool music!

BUSH WATCH -Keepin an Eye on Jr.

And Now, A Letter from a Dedicated Texan:

"Having visited your site, I sense a slight degree of negativity regarding national politics -particularly our President-Elect.

I would love to visit the site again to boost your geoCities & porn site ad-space revenue, but cannot bring myself to support a person or group (with the exception of Will Ferrell) who would ridicule my Governor.

You see, I am a Texan. One completely… anonymous… Texan. (Perhaps even from the same town as the Governor.) As such, I cannot stand by and let somebody take shots at a fellow Texan, no matter how weak his intellect, rich his dad, deviant his past or disagreeable his future plans.

Perhaps we all can show a bit more loyalty and decency, as we would to a fellow New Yorker, or a fellow Ithaca alum, or a really dumb, ugly stray animal on your doorstep, or, or… even a career politician from Tennessee,

not because they’re good.

-not because they’re smart.

-not because they’re pretty.

…but because they’re ours & it ain’t their fault they’re what they are.

And who knows, maybe they’ll turn out to be a NICE New Yorker, or turn that IC Business Degree into a very positive, lucrative career, or be a loyal household friend, or, or a passionate kisser.

Sure, none of these things will ever happen. But this is America! Let’s give the poor slob a chance."

Respectfully,

#388