When we last left off...Jedi Kluv was singing, Jedi Gimp was spinning, Jedi Duck was grinning, and the rest were sinning.  Most were drunk.

So, with 2001 freshly upon the residents of Astoria, the jedi decided to go back in and party some more with their friends.  Things began to go downhill from there.  Jedi Diesel began to take naughty pictures and hit on any girl available.  Jedi Kate got the Delirium Tremens, Jedi Gimp macked on J-2-Shoes (which made him feel funny), the sounds of Extreme made Haps, Kluv, and Duck wail, and Brooke tried to take a picture of it all.  At some point, Jedi Kluv and Jedi Gimp challenged Jedi Kate and Jedi Bowie to a snogging fight.  But it turned out that Duck was the big winner, after all.  Goldie sure thought so.  

After a heated pool game, and a broken champagne bottle, the Jedi turned on Kluv, beating him to the ground.  Jedi Deeb quickly put him in the Walls of Jericho, much to Kluv's pain.  But with a quick maneuver, Kluv reversed the hold, putting Deeb into the Crippler Crossface.  At this point, Jedi Duck joined in, and devastated Kluv with a Mandible Claw, knocking him out.  Jedi Sperm stepped up to finish things off, as he hoisted Kluv onto his shoulders, and enlisted Deeb to join him in giving Kluv a double neckbreaker.  Deeb celebrated by disturbing poor Gimp.

At this point, all folk (save our hosts) were completely sloshed.  And the poor ladies, Jedi Kate, and Jedi Gimp, were feeling the ill effects.  It was time to take the women home.  The next day, long after the sun had risen, our Jedi gathered at Michael's Restaurant to enjoy brunch.  The food replenished important nutrients, and the Jedi walked out to enjoy the fine 2001. 

See ya next year.

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