New Years Eve came fast and furious for the residents of Astoria.  To start off the last few hours of 2000, Jedi Kluv and Jedi Gimp made dinner for Jedi Bowie and Jedi Kate.  After partaking of a few Caucasians to start things off right, the group made their ways to the hospitality of Jedi Duck and Jedi Diesel.  The party was already in swing, and Gimp was greeted by Duck in the usual manner.  By this point, many of our Jedi were feeling empowered by the spirits (of the evening), and the meeting of old friends.  Jedi Haps made his way from Indiana to celebrate the see-sun, and was drunk with the love of seeing so many people he has missed.  Jedi China came prepared with ammunition (because knowing is half the battle), and was adamant about telling Jedi Sperm how much he cared for him.  

The moment was fast approaching, the party was in full swing, and everyone was enjoying themselves.   Soon enough, the ball dropped and much mirth was had.  Jedi Kluv went outside to sing a heartfelt tune to his ancestors and comrades in other lands, Jedi Kate and Bowie got some, and the rest continued to do what they do best:  Drink.

But what happened in those first hours of 2001?  Who would be sick?  Who would receive the dreaded 'Walls of Jericho'? Would "the finger" be forced to make an appearance?  Tune in next for EPISODE II:  2001 BEGINS!! And Find out!

Until then, view Episode I in it's entirety HERE.

Jedi Kluv (1/2/01)