(10/6-8/00)

Boonton, New Jersey is the home of heroes.  And so, Duck, Diesel, and Kluv traveled to this veritable Valhalla for the annual meeting of champions, the Harvest Festival.

Jedi Duck and Jedi Kluv left Stinktown on a brisk Friday eve, with the smell of their destinies in the air.  Upon their arrival in this serious hamlet, the men went to Duck's childhood home, where a surprise was awaiting Jedi Duck.  After properly outfitting themselves with sturdy gear, and meeting up with Jedi Diesel, the Jedi went to the famous tavern owned by Johnnie.  Diesel was bested at billiards by a leather clad mistress, but he was to find favor with a lady soon after in a local bakery.  After visiting their childhood schoolhouse, the men turned in to rest for the momentous day ahead.

The Harvest Festival was an incredible day.  The men met with Jedi Porter, Miss Liz, and Mother Porter.  There were friends made that day, including the Festival Master, Harvest Harry.  Wares and Food were in abundance, in addition to libations.  Ducks surprise visitors showed up again, and he sold the little one to a band of traveling gypsies.  Jedi Kluv was attacked with a severe case of the soup, and Diesel found his lazy eye.

The highlight of their travels, however, was experiencing wondrous customs of the locals.  Their hair was worn like no other style known to man.  One can only assume it's significant religious symbolism.

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Posted by Kluv (12/5/00)