
Ladies
and Gentlemen: those present on the eve
of fourteenth day--in the month of June--in the year of our Lord Two-thousand
and Two--bore witness to a phenomenon known as:
The Rawk.
This phenomenon of Rokken, as it became known, was delivered unto the
peoples by a group of men, chosen by destiny to deliver this sonic thunder,
and to please the peoples across the lands by helping poor individuals everywhere
to get their bootyshockyas and groove-thangs
and Hessian-headbanging on.
The men were known as Mrs. Grundy.
And they did
deliver unto the peoples this Gift of Rock. There were screams, there
was sweat. There were guitar solo's, shirts were removed, and gifts were given
unto the crowd. Through a set featuring pulsating gems such as
One in Nine, Ron Kuby, Monte Carlo, Chia Punk,
and the piercing beauty of Hell Yeah, My My the
boys of Grundy brought the masses gathed @ the Lions Den that evening
under their wing. They also battered the various elements that would try to
impede their holy mission: a lack of Air Conditioning leading to 100°
Temperatures only served to aid the Grudific soldiers as they drew
upon their Dark Rizock Powers. Gremlins that would attempt to
break the strings of the Grundlers would come to find that it only
heightened the Audience's respect for the musicians.
So now, I bid
you, the reader, to experience the sights of that magical evening. Enter our
gallery detailing the moments of that evening, and bask in the goodness.
And when you are done, please go visit these fine Gents at their own cyber-home:
www.MrsGrundy.com.