After going on the lamb from the mafia for close to ten months, we've finally gotten a confirmed siting of the GiMp!!! After rumors were spread of the GiMp being found drunk and passed out in the streets of New Orleans, Chicago, Cleveland, and just about any major city in the continental 48 states, we have proof that the GiMp is out and about in the USA. It comes from a local photographer in Sedona, AZ:
"I was setting up for some shots of the local mountainscape, as the weather was looking to be a beautiful day... When all of a sudden, I heard this screeching sound, and this thing jumped in front of my lens and started dancing around like Axl Rose. It kept pointing to the mountains in the distance and saying (what I later figured out to be) 'MINE!' over and over again... I snapped a few pictures, after which she leaned forward and seemed to 'scent' my camera, said 'Mine!' again, and ran away. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen."
--Billy Zweeback, Sedona, AZ.
