Being in Ithaska was a wonderful time for all of us. We were able to see many people who we hadn't seen in years that we missed greatly. One of those people we missed was Darth "Round Nuts" Soren Bailey's little sister, the lovely Ree Ree Brinton. She stopped by the party that happened to be taking place on Saturday @ the Estate. We were all happy to see her & remember the days we spent with her and her brother...but for one of us...

...it was a much more important moment.

For little did we know that Duck, surrogate Big Brother of little Ree, had deep feelings for her. Deep Deep Feelings. And once they were reunited...well, The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name reared it's shocking head. And the sounds of "Lets Get It On" wafted gently from the extra room...

Realizing that they could not stand to be apart ever again, Ree & Duck ran off & were wed that very night. They are hoping to start a family of Short/Well-Endowed & Tall/Hairy-Backed children up in Ithaska. All that matters to them is that they now have each other.

Duck says he will take the new name of Brian Maillard-Brinton-Bailey, and looks forward to talking with his new "Papa Lee" Bailey about why some monkey's don't have tails.

They just don't.

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