The Jedi recently saw the Peoples Champ a.k.a. The Rock a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson on the subway. It was great to see Rocky riding the R train with the rest of his millions...and millions of Rock's fans. A panhandler tried to ask Rock for change, but he said:
"It doesn't matter what you want, Jabroni! Now take that coffee cup, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
We truly smelled what the rock was cooking.