Name: Erik, aka Happy

Age: 24

Title: Jedi of Drunkspeak

Dexterity: 3 (-10 w/ Basketball or Alcohol)

Jedi Master: Waits

Birthplace: Parts Unknown

Damn haps born in 76' and haps have red hair.  haps got damn brother named tor and don't be sayin' nufin' bout tor or damn haps'll kill.  damn haps wuz big kid and do bad tings wit jeanclaude an drink n tings when haps was kid. 

then haps get bigger n' act to be like mr. deniro whos the best damn actor so haps says: "Whyss don't I jusss go to schoolsss fooractingsss?" so damn haps goes to ithacas and acts and lives with Mars (who sleeps like a little bumblebee) and learns to acts betters in plays likes cantrell.  haps be boys with mars and kevsies and matts and stuffs and told duck i'd kick his ass once and DAmnn haps' heart be broke by damn crazy girls so haps says: "why cant i just put the damn ting in the ting?!?!" and "why you be spillin'?" cuz damn haps aint got nos money, so haps gotst to use damn meggies espositoes bag for schools and damn mars won't clean up haps' pukies for a week and it just sits under damn chair and haps says: "i can't...my hand" because damn molly is crazy anyhow and we can listen to the new tom.  

Haps den graduate froms ithacas and goes to indiana to gets his masters in acting and more loans so haps can get a dvd player plus damn haps goes to damn shakes and theatres to be POoooor and get yelled at.  Now damn haps got the damn students and theys so young but haps is smarter because haps the damn teachis now, Arno--hows youlikes that?!?  

Haps gonna graduate and become a jedi.  

Haps breath be kickin'. 

Erik would like to think that the New York Knicks will hopefully win one fucking championship in his lifetime.

When battling Jedi Haps, remember:

1.) If you attempt to mimic whatever he says and does, he will fly into a blind rage.

2.) His lower jaw will stick out over his front teeth just before he strikes (like King Hippo).