Name: Erin, aka Gimp

Age: 25

Title: Jedi of Fainting

Strength: 17 (-11 When Involving Mathematics)

Jedi Master: Prof. Frink

Birthplace: Beantown

Jedi Gimp came into this world on a crisp morning on the third of December, 1976, in the year of our Lord. (Only to discover that her older brother, the one known as Bro Al, preceded her by three years to the day. That's right, she shares a B-day with her bro.) Anyhoo, She grew up in the humble suburb of Boston known as Arlington (pronounced Aaaaaahlington); a town that can boast such credits as the birthplace of Uncle Sam and childhood home of Olympia Dukakis. Jealous much?

  There, this wily redhead was readying herself for a future that Yoda could not predict. Through the rigorous training of the Arlington public school systems theatre department (teehee), she discovered her unparalleled love for being onstage and having people laugh at her...without being naked. She began to thrive on it, so she searched the galaxy over for an institution that could continue her Jedi theatrical  training. 

  Gimp eventually landed at the  Jedi Academy in Ithaca, NY...mostly because it was the only school she was accepted to. So, she swallowed her angst and went. There, Gimp found the folks who would be a part of her Jedi family until she grew old. She knew they would be with her through the drunken times, the sad times, when she peed her pants and passed out, and especially when she discovered her new identity as ... THE GIMP. 

  At Ithaca, Gimp found her true love in Mr. Poopy Pants; a man who shared the same penchant for bodily functions as she did.  Realizing this was her soulmate, they joined forces... and got a cat. Such support she could not have found anywhere else in the world. Upon graduation, she arrived in NY only to find herself belonging to a much larger sphere of compadres: The Ithaca Mafia. One and a half years later, and recently returning from a Reading Rainbow tour (sans Levar Burton), Gimp is comfy and cozy here in  Astoria with her Jedi. And relieved she doesn't have to go any more drug trafficking, muling, or waxing off any more people to be part of the clan. San Dimas High School football rules.

Jedi Gimp once mistook the Atlantic Ocean for a lake.

She also was under the impression that Automatic and Manual tollbooths were for different transmission types.