Name: Larry, Lars, Lawrence, Shaw Dee Ahh, aka China

Age: 25

Title: Jedi of the Wash & Fold

Foresight: -550(Left),-600(Right), 20/20 w/ Corrective Lenses

Jedi Master: Cunningham

Birthplace: Queens, NY

Many moons ago, in the year of the Snake, a small Chinese family was given the gift of a powerful child.  Hatched from a radioactive egg in Queens, NY...the massive Asian force known as Jedi China was thrust into the world.  Growing up as a boy on Strong Island, it was apparent that Lars possessed the strength of many men.  His strength and youthful angst were vented thru out the 5 boroughs.  

 The source of his teen angst stemmed from his constant battles with his father: Darth Okay Okay.  His rage from the constant skirmishes were converted into a flair for the various arts, particularly the visual media of Film.  So upon his graduation from the L.I. Padawan acadamy--China took his mama-san's recipe for wonton, a fresh pair of underwear, and a can of Royal Creme upstate to Ithaca, NY.

 During his Jedi training, his work in the Theatre entwined his path with all the various Jedi: Kluv, Haps, Mars, Matts, Duck, etc.  Their days were filled with ska, and their nights were filled with beer.  China learned of films while at school, and he honed his various people skills, becoming the "Legendary Famous Pop-u-Lars".  His tales of Darth Okay Okay's antics were favorites of the Ithacans.  Lo, it was with the newfound skills he had obtained @ IC, that he returned to his old stomping grounds.

 As with many Ithaca Mafia members, Jedi China was temporarily homeless after the move to the Metro area.  He worked for good ol' MTV, followed by the short-lived "Now and Again".  But after almost burning down Kluv and Gimp's apartment while making wonton--China was banished to the most desolate of lands:  Jersey.  Residing in Boken' w/ Hot Chad, Jedi China scored a gig working for a new NBC show: "Ed."  And so, many months later (and reunited once again with Jedi Sperm), China is living the high life, and had finally gotten his credit card bills to start going down.

Until he moved to Manhattan. Ouch.

"Ngun gna Nun Ngah."

Chinese people appear to have slanty eyes only because they possess more fat in their eyelids, an evolutionary trait to help block out intense sunlight.  Before the genetic makeover, we used to look like the Simpson's