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Mr. Exploiter (3/22/01)

Who says that children can't earn their keep?

Did you know that Taco Bell dared the MIR to hit them?

Dr. Strange

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The Empire Strikes Bizack (3/20/01)

Back in the house, like ev-er-y day, ya'll!  I took a lil' break from the page this past week...saw Miracle Orchestra play on Friday w/ Diesel, Duck, and a whole lotta hippies--Drank Guinness, watched Road Trip DVD, and ate some delicious cake (made by Duck) on St. Patty's day--and then entertained my lil' sibling on her visit to good ol' Gotham.  We went up in the Empire State building, and we got some great pictures.  Nice panorama's of the city and whatnot.  Pretty schweet.  

MoMa's got a VanGogh exhibition featuring his portraits of Postmaster Joseph Roulin, if anyone is interested.  (Gimp liked the workspace exhibition--featuring all sorts of futuristic and ikea-like office furniture and computer goods--she wanted to eat many of the chairs)

For those who are unaware, Jedi Maestro Klein has secured the ol' ithacamafia.com domain for usage.  I'm in the process of compressing and re-organizing the site, so hopefully over the next few weeks, we can start the transfer outta geo-crappies and onto the bigger, brighter world of the world wide web! (located in the realm of Kleiny's cable-modem-computer-super-server.)

Say that five times fast.

Word of advice: if you ever need to splice an on/off switch into a power cord for a light---be sure to unplug it before you touch the copper wires.  You WILL conduct electricity quite nicely...

I, now am going to retire to catch up on my email (I'm about a week behind--sorry ya'll).  Feel free to post on the ol' messageboard....haiku #2 starts Wednesday.

Mr. Jones

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Stonehenge! (3/14/01)

Where the Deamons Dwell, Where the Banshee's Live--

-AND THEY DO LIVE WELL!!!!

I've begun a weekly creative outlet for faithful readers (or any interested parties)--it's a weekly Haiku submission.  Go on over to the messageboard here, and drop your own 5-7-5'er in.  Good un's will be picked to grace the main page here on a weekly basis.  It's also quite relaxing and it is sooooooo deep, too.  Some people take their haiku seriously.  

I know there are a couple of you bristachios who read the page on a regular basis, yet you refrain from posting on the messageboard.  Well, all you have to do is click that link, and post--no signup necessary--a little haiku.  So you can't use the "i can't think of anything to post about" excuse, hos.

I would also like to point out that it actually took OVER a month for Bush to break one of his promises...remarkable.  I thought he wouldn't last a week.

Also, Darth Okay Okay is back with another gem.  Detya says: "Ooooooookay Ooooookay!"

Lastly, for those who don't know, the Revlon Run/Walk for Women is coming up on the 5th of May, 2001.  Mrs. Erica was excellent enough to put a team together, so if you are interested in walking (or running--ha ha!) with us, do so--it's a great experience. If not, feel free to make a donation, it's good fer yer karma!!  Check out our team over here.  (If you want to join the team, the password is MONKEY!)

That's all, folks!

SpecialSecretMan

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** UPCOMING MAFIOSO EVENTS **
DA' MONTHLY HAIKU

The Wednesday Blend (3/14/01)

The Wednesday Blend @ the Neva Lounge returns featuring Chris Blisset, BA, Duck, and a slew of other talented folks.  Ms. Biddy will be featured this eve, & the Blend shall mix it up from 10pm to 1am.  Go to the Neva (47 7th Ave South.  2 1/2 blocks north of Houston--take 1,9 to Houston) and rock with your bad self.

Revlon Run/Walk for Women (5/5/01)

Are you like us, and think that cancer is BAAAAAD?  Good.  Then join us (or sponsor us) in this 5k Run/Walk to fight women's cancers. Erica got us all together (she even got a nice ol' Blue Star next to her name!), and it promises to be an excellent experience for all.  Let's Face it--Fight it--and Win!

(ALL EVENTS, featuring the weekly "ED™ ALERT!!!")

I know not Baseball
I forgot to eat my lunch
Can I eat baseball?
...Ben-No

 

Oh taco goodness
Ithaca smells so sweetly
come gawk at the geeks
...Ms

 

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