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It's Sweeping the Ocean (Much like the Mudshark did...)    (2/8/01)

An anticipatory "Quack quack" here from everyone's favorite guest-webmaster/internet-scamee, Jedi Duck.  If my mathematics are correct (Jedi Gimp is going over my calculations as we speak), my NEW Playstation 2, ordered clean and all legal-like from the upstanding establishment known as Electronics Boutique, should be arriving on the morrow.  So, in case any of you are wondering where I, Jedi Kluv, and Jedi Diesel have scampered off to this weekend, know that we are happily sequestered in a badly-lit, poorly ventillated, cat-hari-filled environment with exceptional sound quality. (Plus, I got "Girls Gone Wild: Sexy Sorority Sweetharts" on DVD!!!) 

     Big ups to Jedi Two Shoes, who introduced us all to the ever so addicting game of "Dictators and Sit-Com Stars."   Word has it, by way of the Grapevine, that it has even had some celebrity play, from none other than the genius behind The Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane.  So, much as Jedi Kluv extended a warm (possibly too warm, you may wanna check that palm, it may be suspect) Jedi welcome to the cast and crew of the hit NBC show Ed last week, allow me to welcome you Family Guy's to the site.  Know that as long as you keep including Spider Man ("everybody gets one") and 90-second skinned knee takes, you will have many a fan here on the Astoria Jedi Site.  Feel free to add your unique blend of intelligent yet quirky humor to our message board, or hire us all as "humor-advisors."  We will patiently await you call.

Jedi Duck (212)555-Fun-e

(I wanted to let you sliggitys know that not only is the Links section now active, but there is a new Tomes section featuring the writings of Jedi...well, actually just Duck right now, but send in shitznit, biznitch!  So check it out, and give me feedback.  Viva La PS2!! --Kluv)

Mushi Mushi  (2/6/01)

On Monday, I sadly missed brother Ben W's birthday celebration.  Thanks to the bad weather, many of us were standed in Queens, forced to watch Beyond the Mat.

What is that shit?.......chocolate?

I'm working hard at bringing you a big ol' collection of links to various sites throughout the net.  if you want to send me any that you'd like to see up, feel free (as it would be nice to make it a big group thang...and you know how much I like group-things). 

I'm sure some of you got an email from Jedi 2-Shoes about this mind-blowing site:  You think of either an Evil Dictator, or a Sitcom Character, and it will figure out who you are thinking of.  Trés Cool.  Check it out, if you haven't already.

Pain Means Bread in French

They say it with a straight face.

I'm glad I'm not French

Kluv

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Well, Gimp and I ate at the ol' Planet Hollywood last night--with wonderful service by none other than Jedi O'Neill.  Damn fine food, and non-stop Britney-Sync music for all to enjoy. "My Girl, My Boo" was undoubtedly the best song featured.  Oh, and a message to the guy that gave O'Neill a hard time about his milkshakes:  YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

But, after watching Se7en this afternoon (I forgot how superb the movie is...), it is now time for some XFL action.  Too bad the NY/NJ team seems to bite the weenie...

But before I go, it is time for all to bask in the bio of Jedi China.  Then, be sure to tell him "You love him long time!"

Kluv

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I know not Baseball
I forgot to eat my lunch
Can I eat baseball?
...Ben-No

Oh taco goodness
Ithaca smells so sweetly
come gawk at the geeks
...Ms

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