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*First Time Visitors, Click HERE 'There Ought To Be Limits To Freedom.' (12/12/00)
ZED's dEaD baby, ZED's dEaD. (12/12/00) Ladies and gentleman, here is an urgent update brought by Jedi Sperm in regards to "The Best New Show On Television": Kluv, Must post ASAP. Do me a favor and post a notice on tonights episode of ED. Everyone must enjoy. Even if they must tape Dawson's dewdy. Tonight, the holiday episode. Carol's ex from high school returns, the star quarterback. Played by everyones favorite TV hunk: Grant Show of Melrose Place fame. (of course) I promise a good time. Good time in a department store. And a Corey joke. Think John Hughes. The Rifleman. --Wholespoon (Jedi Sperm) I will personally attest to the goodness that is Ed. Very, very funny show--which leads into West Wing. You can go to nbc.com for more details... Besides, there's no way that Pacey's hot sister is going to give it up to Dawson tonight anyways--so you might as well tape it and watch Mr. ED. Booyah. Calling Tyrone (12/12/00) Well it seems that the site is only a week or two away from opening to the general public (meaning I do a mass email to everyone I know, and register the site w/ the search engines under the categories of "Britney Spears Fans", "Home & Gardening Tips", and "Meet Hot Women!"). But before I do any of that, I'm going to need some more of dem' dere' bios. Gimp should be done this weekend, and I'll get on the others ASAP to facilitate some progress. In the meantime, I spent the evening enjoying The Roots and Asiandubfoundation while I get our new entrance address setup. And lo, it becameth so--from now on, the page can be accessed at the new-and-improved http://www.geocities.com/ithacamafia (Now you can still get in to the main page the same way, but most people just say: "LegalWHAT? What the hell is that?") If I get enough time tomorrow night, ya'll might get to see duck and myself (sporting handlebar mustachio) riding the rails this past weekend...But for now, getting my stitches out has tired me terribly. Blam-ski-blam. I Against I (12/10/00) Did anybody call for a webslinger? My heartfelt thanks to Duck for his kind words on the last update, he's quite a sweet man, isn't he? I'm sure the local boys in cell bock D will find him to be just as "sweet" as I do if he can't learn to control his lil' chillins' predilection. Had a fine weekend, went and saw Pop Gun 7 play at the Elbow Room on Saturday nite with Jedi Duck, Porter, and Miss Lizzie. Saw some other crap bands and a sweet Jazz Funk Jam session. Took some fine pics, will try and post them later this week. Came home and rapped (MC style, you know--rhymin') with Jedi Duck to the beat of wrestling video game music till 5:00am. Typical Weekend. Get my stitches out on Tuesday. This whole experience should provide me with a unique insight on the American medical system and how it provides (or lacks in providing for) the uninsured people of our country--one of which I currently am. But, more than likely, it will probably just teach me how goddamned expensive the whole system is... Kluv: Kept down by the man. ---Old News has moved to the ARCHIVES! Lazy Webmaster and Dedicated Homies (12/6/00) Well, well, well....look who tired of writing his own damn web page after about two months. You're never gunna win a Webbie with that attitude, K-Luv. Ah, well, pay it no mind, because dutiful friend (and, frankly, more talented writer) Jedi Duck is here to pick up the slack. Much like Leonardo DiCaprio was added to "Growing Pains" and those annoying no-name kids were added to "Married With Children" and "Family Ties" to add some pep to an otherwise trite and hackneyed show, I have come aboard to breathe some fresh life into this depressingly redundant website. So what is the deal with the election, huh? I mean, I can't tell the difference between a chad and a Bush. Seriously. And Elian Gonzales. I mean, come on... is this kid worth a war? This journalist doesn't think so. Oh, and if O.J. is innocent, then I've never taken pictures of little boys. Who's with me? Huh? Heh? I mean, GOD! And speaking of God, how about this Jesus fella! I mean, who does this guy think he is anyway? Sakes alive!! I give the guy one little kiss, and KAPOWIE!!, everyone acts like I killed somebody! Besides, 20 pieces of silver can buy a heck of a lot of square cubits of desert-farmland. The chosen people know what I'm talkin' about. Aww yeah... Well, that's all for now, faithful reader. Send a message to this undedicated web-dabbler: you won't tolerate this kind of malaise from your website designer!! I have a feeling the people will have had been spoken(ing). I will be back. Sincerely, P.S. Opinions expressed in columns written by guest artists absolutely represent the feelings and beliefs of the aforementioned web-page designer. Please direct all hate mail and/or death threats to him. Thank you. (What Duck was supposed to be mentionin' in his update was tha' not only do we gotst a new Jedi Bio (Spermy), but that the Review section now be open fo' biz-ness. Punk ass foo'.) --Kluv
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Well, the dirty little Dubya did it. My question is, can the sombitch
ever speak without crinkling up his forhead? It drives me crazy...
In celebration of the genius that is our next president, I've compiled
some links for all to enjoy. Just click on GW's beady, evil, little
eyes to go to the page...
