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Daaaaryyyl...Daaaaryyyl... (4/14/01)

Hope the weekend is finding you folks well. Had some great weather the last few days, and hopefully they'll be an indication of things to come--so that I can start playin' some volleyball ASAP. Thought I'd do a little update before Gimp and I color our easter eggs for the ol' 'oliday tomorrow...

Finally put the gallery up from last week's birthday celebration for J2S. Check it out at the picture pages.

Drank some Schlitz last night with Sperm, Gimp, Diesel, & Mr. Meier after the thrilling Red Sox win. Unfortunately, the Sox lost today to the Suckiest team around, the Yankees. Not a whole lot else new, asides from Duck recently landing the job as the lead singer for a band named Mrs. Grundy. Their music sounds pretty damn good, their sense of humor seems to match our man Duck, and I'll keep y'all updated on when they'll be playing. Keep and eye on the Mafia Events section to be sure. Give him a little congratulations on the messageboard.

Time to make the Golden Egg for Jesus.

American Skin (4/10/01)

The Mighty Mighty Jedi Kluv is back, and I have a few goodies for you to qwell your content desires....Firstly, be sure and check out the new Mystery Pic. This weeks pic comes compliments of Darth Okay Okay and Jedi China--it's a big picture (and will take a bit to download), but it is definitely worth the wait. Be sure to peep it.

We gotst a new bio for ya'll as well, for Jedi Ms. hath joined us at last! Check out her vital stats, and watch out for the platform boots that are itchin' to kick some ass! The Jedi page is getting so large, I may have to split it into two pages soon (probably Astoria vs. the World)...we'll see...we'll see.

Also, Jedi Bunk, our resident expert on PC Gaming, mayhem, and murder, hath dropped off another review for us geektypes to drool over. This one is on Blade of Darkness, and enables us to dream of slicing and dicing w/ a longsword.... Where's your 10-sider when you really need it? I swear I could roll a natural 20 on command! CRITICAL HIT!!! Damage is 4d8! 15,000 XP!!!

...sorry. Well, that's all for tonight. Later this week, expect a gallery of last Friday's Shenanigans. And for you registered members of the messageboard, this weekend I'm putting together some pictures for each of you to add to your profile. It's a way for me to show you how much I care.

Until then, look for the Land of Hope and Dreams--just Don't Look Back--because baby, we were Born To Run.

Can you guess what album I just got?

Honey Brown (4/8/01)

Many of us went out to celebrate J2S' bday on Friday. There was much drinkie poo happening at Tap-A-Keg after dinner with many different folks... Took plenty of pictures, and I'll get a gallery up sometime this week for y'all to look at.

Jedi Sperm (who fought his Viacom Masters to make it to the bar on Friday) is here with his new weekly "ED Alert!", which will give E/C readers a rundown of the current upcoming episode of ED (NBC, Weds, 8pm). I know many of you are already addicts of this exceptional show, so this will be a nice treat for y'all. Check it out, it can be found on the Mafia Events section...

Darth Okay Okay just can't be stopped. This time, he's trying to get his boy Jedi China to help him with some attatchments...It must be a hell of a problem, since Okay Okay has told us that he is "proficient in computer".

Congrats to Spermy, the winner of our weekly Haiku Competition. The weekly race is heating up, and this week, we have the added interest of some new Messageboard members (like Ben-No and The Mok...). Meditate, and proove yourselves.

We've broken the 3000 hits barrier, and I've gotten some great feedback from new viewers. Muy Exciting. I'm hoping we'll more contributions for material, so that we can continue to make the ol' E/C site a collaborative experience. Therefore, I'm glad to announce that ol' Jedi Bunk has submitted an addition to our Reviews section, all about the new Sims add-on, House Party. Bon Appetit. I look forward to more.

If you have problems tonight (Sunday) viewing the site or sending us email, it's due to some Maintenence to aDAm's super-server-computron. That Defragging and Scandisking takes some time, so don't worry. That's about all, I'm glad the Red Sox have woken their bats up @ home, and it's time to finally take a shower. Exeunnnnt.

Quicker Picker-Upper! (4/5/01)

A few things: a.) Vote for the best haiku. b.) Check out the new Mafia Events page, and let us know if you have any event's you would like listed therein. c.) Darth Okay Okay is back with a doozie. I love that man. d.) Is anyone interested in having a Mafia Jobs forum? I often recieve notices from fellow Ithacans letting me know of job openings or opportunities for folks (and I'm sure many of you get that sort of info as well). I can create another forum where everyone can post any job info that they have...sounds like a good idea, give me some feedback on it, por favor. e.) That's about it. I'll see many of you this weekend, much love, bling bling, blah dee bloo, blah dee bloo.

FOUR NOW (4/10/01 & 4/13/01)

Jedi 2-Shoes will be directing a piece written by Award-Winning IC Grad Joe Calarco for the Singularity Company's STAGE '01 FESTIVAL @ ManhattanTheatreSource.  You can find info about the whole thing @ Singularitycompany.com, or checking out the events page.

The Big Funk (Now Thru 4/15/01)

Miss Sara Schoenboigah is acting in The Big Funk (By J.P. Shanley) at Altered Stages until April 15th. So after you send in your taxes, go see the play. More Info

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